In 30 Days...

In 30 days, I am going to marry my best friend.

In 30 days, I am going to marry a goofball.

In 30 days, I am going to marry a woman who finds joy in the simple things.

In 30 days, I am going to marry a very smart and incredibly gifted woman.

In 30 days, I am going to marry a woman with a tattoo.

In 30 days, I am going to marry a woman more beautiful than any flower.

In 30 days, I am going to marry a Princess of the Most High King.

In 30 days, I am marrying the loveliest woman on this planet.

In 30 days, I am marrying a woman who likes to wander around the woods.

In 30 days, I am marrying the woman God set aside just for me.

In 30 days, I am going to be the happiest man in all of history.

I love you, Carol.

Hamthrax

So, there's this guy Rick I work with. Rick is a little, shall we say paranoid about the Swine Flu, H1N1, whatever you want to call it. And me, being my compassionate, understanding self, decided to poke a little fun at Rick...

Enlisting my contacts in the medical field (namely my mom), I obtained a few key items to turn Rick's normally neat and tidy cubicle into something out of The Hot Zone.

The culprit!



Rick was in shock when he got back from lunch



Not sure what do to, he immediately called the Centers for Disease Control, after taking the proper precautions.



Rick, how do you feel?

Hamthrax 1 from Steve Nixon on Vimeo.

I'm pretty sure Rick and the little swine agreed to be friends



And after Rick realized he really wasn't infected with the the Hamthrax, he had a good laugh.

Untitled from Steve Nixon on Vimeo.