28 April 2010

Ways To Annoy People...

Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist you "like it that way."
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what gender they are.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and just eat the complimentary mints at the cash register.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the cartridge across the room..

Dont use any punctuation
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophesy."
Get a large amount of traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and email them to random people.

Honk and wave to strangers.
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Publicly investigate just how loudly and slowly you can belch.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times:
  • "Listen!  Do you smell that?  Never mind, it's gone."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what she said." <-- My personal fave :)
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears and grimacing.
Sing anywhere anytime.
Staple pages in the middle of the page.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
TYPE IN UPPERCASE
type only in lowercase.
TyPe WiTh AlTeRnAtInG CaSe.

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