My co-worker Katie and I went to Subway for lunch today. Driving back to work from Subway, I went a different route since I had to swing by the post office. At one intersection, I saw that where once there was large stand of trees is now a muddy field.
I remarked on this to Katie, and she said "No wonder I can't catch my breath on this road."
I guess I had that puzzled dog look on my face because she said next "All the trees are gone. Trees give us oxygen and we breathe oxygen. That's why I can't catch my breath."
I couldn't make this stuff up, folks...