Go Jump In A Lake

So what did you do to celebrate the first day of the new year?

Nurse a hangover?

Watch some football?

Sit around the house in your jammies?

Or did you get together with some very cool people and do something totally insane?

Guess which one I did...

Video courtesy of Josh Emerson

36° water temp... Shrinkage was a real concern.  But afterward we went back to the Price's castle and had some hot soup and talked about next year's plunge.

Will you be there?

CVS!

We haven't done one of these in a while, so...

Carol and I headed out to CVS to get a few things. We live in an area seemingly surrounded by CVS and Walgreens, there are 3 Walgreens and 2 CVS' within 2 miles of us. It's like Starbucks, only with more adult diapers.

This one is at the intersection of Harrison and Bridgetown, right on the cusp of Cheviot and Green Township.



Right away, Carol spotted something for my co-worker Rick.



I'm sure he'll appreciate it...

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?



Do you think these work with my eyes?



Carol offered to attach them with this. Then said it would work well on my mouth as well.



The first place I look for gummy worms is always with the contact solutions. It just makes sense.



My, what a big eye I have.



We knew we wanted this, but we couldn't remember why.



Note to kids: I am a trained professional, do not try this at home.



Her face says it all. These things are disgusting, unless you happen to like chalk with a vague fruit flavor.



We weren't quite sure why this little guy was hanging out here, but he looks happy.



Apparently, the heart on here means "Eat this if you want your heart to stop." Since it has about 18 quadrillion grams of fat in one serving.



What? I was keeping Carol from getting at them. Yeah, that's what I was doing.



BEEF JERKY TIME!



I think she likes this...





And thus concludes our trip to CVS. We found a few good deals, and had a little fun. Next up, one of the nearby dollar stores.

And, most importantly, if you need copy writing, editing, technical writing, resumés, custom poems or short stories, please visit Carol's Document Services. The prices are great and you'll get the highest quality documents with personalized service

HILARIOUS!!!!!

Seriously, this has got to be the funniest thing I have ever seen. Check it out!!!!



I'm still laughing!

Hamthrax

So, there's this guy Rick I work with. Rick is a little, shall we say paranoid about the Swine Flu, H1N1, whatever you want to call it. And me, being my compassionate, understanding self, decided to poke a little fun at Rick...

Enlisting my contacts in the medical field (namely my mom), I obtained a few key items to turn Rick's normally neat and tidy cubicle into something out of The Hot Zone.



The culprit!



Rick was in shock when he got back from lunch



Not sure what do to, he immediately called the Centers for Disease Control, after taking the proper precautions.



Rick, how do you feel?

Hamthrax 1 from Steve Nixon on Vimeo.

I'm pretty sure Rick and the little swine agreed to be friends



And after Rick realized he really wasn't infected with the the Hamthrax, he had a good laugh.

Untitled from Steve Nixon on Vimeo.

You Finish

“If there were no ______, then we would not have ________”

Be creative!

Five for Friday

Five questions for you. Copy and paste to your own blog, then reply to this post with a link to your answers.

1. What type of food do you most like to eat?

• Homemade. I really enjoy the care someone puts into making a meal

2. What type of food do you most like to cook?

• I've been experimenting a lot with Asian influences lately. Kinda Thai, kinda Chinese

3. What ingredient could you not live without?

• RICE! It's so versatile

4. What do you never let in your kitchen?

• Brussel sprouts. Can't stomach them.

5. What is your favorite drink?

• Depends. I like a cold Bell's Oberon Ale on warm nights, a good Rioja, and plain old water

Michelle, Rita, Eleanor, Lucy

What do these names have in common, besides being names of women? I'm looking for one specific answer. Leave your answer as a comment, the first correct one wins a prize.

My Celebrity look-alikes.

I've always been a big fan of John Belushi, so this is pretty neat!

MyHeritage: Celebrity Morph - Descendants - Family tree outline

I'm a tough guy

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